Can I have a whopper??

I went to lunch with Bryan one day, we happened to go to McDonald's although we are trying to cut that food out of our diet. Anyway, Bryan gave up fried foods, so he has a limited amount of food he can eat. So, on the way there I asked what he was getting and he says,"a big mac". Alright, I am sure that you can see where this is going.
We go in and its our turn to order. The reg person goes, "can I help whose next?" We step forward. I tell Bryan to order. So then Bryan says, "can i have a whopper?" I didn't even notice...
the reg person goes... "A WHOPPER?!?" I Burst out laughing because it FINALLY hit me what he said. Everyone around us was cracking up. I couldn't stop laughing. Not because Bry said a whopper, but because the reg person was so stunned that the way he said it was hilarious. All low and loud at the same time. So funny.
So, naturally, I kept making fun of him that whole time. He took a bite of it, I would say, "hows your whopper?" I got VERY annoying, but.. I was crying laughing the whole time. Even while I was eating I was cracking up.
A random lady said something after he said it, and we don't know what she said..it's a mystery. But, she was laughing
What a funny day.
I am exhausted... stupid RAIN! BLAH!

Oh I developed a new word today, squab. You use it when people annoy you. And you have to say it really disgustingly and grossed out at the person.
How I developed it: I wanted to go see Bryan, he didn't want to drive.
So, I got alll angry because I am tired and would love to relax and not have to drive.
He didn't want to lose his parking spot. Naturally, I got annoyed. I get annoyed very easily. I need to work on that.
Anyway, I am all angry and annoyed and just grossed out at the same time by the way hes flipping out over a parking spot..
so I said... watev your a squab.

So, if you are ever in a fight, and need to think of something absolutely disgusting to get that person confused , call them a squab. You will win.

Squab.
Megstah